2. I generally dislike people.
3. I have low tolerance for bullshit.
4. I say things like bullshit.
5. I don’t care who you love or if you have matching genitals.
6. I really think people who have more should help people who have less.
7. I like to stay at home too much.
8. I can’t pretend to like you if I don’t.
9. I am fashion challenged.
10. I am not photogenic.
11. I can’t keep secrets.
12. Sleazeballs make me stabby.
13. I am not neat.
14. I would probably get my feelings hurt. Daily. Hourly. Minutely.
15. Legal documents generally frown on made up words.