I hereby greet the new year.
There are lots of superstitions about bringing in a new year.
I stayed in one spot for a full extra thirty seconds after Lucy hurled on my shoulder and hair just so I could get my midnight kiss on Saturday night.
You’re welcome, surrounding partygoers. You’re welcome.
My point is that there are lots of things that tradition dictates one must do or not do to usher in a new year.
Eat certain foods.
Be loud at midnight to scare away evil spirits.
Refrain from paying bills.
Postpone laundry (something I only found out AFTER I put the puke clothes in to wash).
Along with lots of others…some that make sense and some that simply sound stupid.
But it can’t hurt, right? Like avoiding black cats or throwing salt or not stepping on cracks…why tempt fate?
Except I think sometimes I get so focused on the why-not-it-can’t-hurt-just-do-it mindset of a new calendar that I overlook some things that might actually be useful.
Like starting new. Forgetting things past and having a clean slate, letting go of baggage which serves no purpose besides gall.
So instead of remembering why QR Nobody annoyed the shit out of me in 1999, or what Sal Asshole did to give him his Asshole name, I’m clearing accounts.
Second (third, fourth) chances all around.
I feel it will help my soul.
Happy new year. Look ahead, not behind.
I’ve tried before, a couple of years I even got the cards out in time.
I felt very accomplished those years. But it’s been a long time.
So in light of the fact that I’m not organized or competent enough to send out individual paper cards, here:
Also, in the tradition of those lovely people who do a family update letter every year at Christmas, I will do this.
The year started out like they all tend to do.
Resolutions were pretty much abandoned by week 2.
I turned 31.
The institution of marriage was defined by people in all different ways.
Ava lost her first tooth. Max lost several of his.
Lucy turned one.
Josh and I decided to go back to school, and we had our 5 year anniversary.
Josh was in many plays. I was in none.
Max and Ava and Dan were also in plays.
I started going to a for real shrink.
My sister got married.
Osama Bin Laden was killed.
Occupy Wall Street began.
Josh said goodbye to his grandfather.
I registered my domain name and began to blog with fervor.
Josh and I finished our first semester of school online.
And oddly enough, that seems to be all of note I can really remember.
I am giving myself this week of mostly leisure, so you may not hear from me for a while.
I love you.
I made a great many friends when I was in college the first time. Friends I’ve kept throughout the years – one who I married and unmarried, and many others who I will never ever be without.
Not many of them live nearby, though. It makes for long gobetweens in visits, calls, talks. I end up keeping tabs on people through Facebook and email.
It’s a type of friendship that I don’t really think has been pioneered exactly. It’s a far cry from the world of Beaches, all Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey waiting weeks for responses…I can have indepth conversations, exchange pictures, and gossip just like we were in the dorms again, all with a little bit of wireless internet.
One of those friends is named Addie.
You guys, Addie is straight up one of the most wonderful people in the world. From the time I spent with her in 1999, to exchanging emails and watching from afar as each of her children has been born or found, she has always been a constant. Someone who I know won’t judge or sugarcoat. She is a treasure.
Addie has a photography business. Like many photographers starting out, she works a full time job and she only really has time for her work on the weekends. We’ve talked for years about getting together and making some pictures, but it’s just never happened. Conflicts and time and whatnot.
Until last weekend. We all packed up and squashed into Dan’s truck, drove 45 minutes to an abandoned motel, and prepared to grin and pose.
I hate having my picture taken. I hate it because I always feel self-conscious and fat, my chin is too pointy and my teeth are too big.
But we did it. Addie was sweet and gracious and put up with our weirdness. She had fantastic ideas and she made us feel so…normal. Which is difficult with a family like ours.
When my pictures are tweaked and awesome, I’ll show you. A whole post of pictures.
But until then, I just wanted you to know about my friend Addie, because I seriously love her and I don’t feel like I convey it enough. Also, go and like her on Facebook. It’s worth it just to see all the pictures she posts.
Are you excited?
You should be.
Because I have got the hookup and you want it.
Here’s the deal: one week from today is Black Friday, the day that people far and wide impale each other with shopping carts for a chance to buy a $5 bluray player or something equally titillating. The worldwide first official day of Christmas shopping, because the rest of the world (unlike me) tends to frown on the shaking boobies coffee mug from the gas station.
But for one person, part of the Christmas list comes prechecked, because they will get to spend $50 in one of the coolest Etsy stores I’ve seen thus far.
A couple of weeks ago, josh and I were talking about phone cases and how they were such a difficult thing – finding one you like that is also functional and protective and capable of cooking dinner.
I did some searching, and I happened upon Iris & Lily, where all my dreams came true. Cases/covers for iPhones, iPads, eReaders, and whatever else.
After a couple of messages with the shop’s proprietor, Diane, I ordered two cases. They should be on their way soon.
I was so impressed with the cleverness of the merchandise and the accommodating kindness of Diane that I asked if she’d be willing to let me host a giveaway featuring her handiwork.
She was willing.
So here’s the deal: to enter, leave a comment. About whatever.
And ta-da, you’re entered to win a custom made $50 worth of gadgetry coverness.
For extra entries, follow me on twitter @emilysteen, or like me on Facebook (except I think that’s against the TOS so while I would love it if you liked my page, that can’t count as an entry. Sorry if you clicked the like for nothing), or…tell people how much you love me. You have to leave a separate comment for each thing. Otherwise how would I know?
This post will be open until I choose the winner next Thursday night (via random number generator), when I will close the comments.
I’ll announce the winner on Friday morning, so be sure and leave a valid email.
Hooray for Christmas! Hooray for handmade goodness! Hooray for free stuff!
Don’t worry, she can totally make man-friendly merch. These were just prettier.
This giveaway was totally my idea and I’m not being compensated in any way. Just spreading the love.