I could give you reasons I've been gone so long.
Except that would be stupid.
Cheesy as it sounds, one of my resolutions in the New Year is to reestablish myself on this blog. To do that, however, I have to convince myself I have things to say.
I do, of course I do. I think. I also have to learn to ignore “Hey Mom. Hey Mom. Mom. Hey Mom.”
Anyway, a new year. 2014.
I can't even believe that's real. I'm looking forward to the things the new year can bring, all the promise and fresh starts. I'm sure I'll be over it soon, but for now it's fun to be so full of promise.
Who thought up New Year's Resolutions? What sick sadist (is it sadist? Masochist? Whichever of the whips and chains likes to dole out the pain) thought it up? And why do we do it?
I accomplished some stuff in 2013. I started a new job. I gained some weight which is not so much an accomplishment as just a fact. I started watching Doctor Who and Sherlock. I finished another semester of school and now there is light at the end of the tunnel.
I love you. I promise not to suck so much this year.
Random things I contemplated putting in this post but didn't:
The Simpsons is the best show in the history of animation.
Wine is unbelievable.
I've started getting zits. Like hardcore acne. What the fuck?
I got the Depo Provera shot in August (I think) and please for the love of all that is holy please never do that to yourself.
Josh now has a whole building for the podcast. He's well on his way to being very hotshot and official.
See you soon.