So, most of you know that I like to…well, craft, for lack of a less corny cheese grandma word.
It soothes me.
I’ve found it’s especially effective at being soothing now that I have so many other things I could stress about.
I’m a selfish crafter, though, for the most part. I make stuff and I really would rather just keep it for myself. Especially the difficult stuff. I mean, sue me, but if I stress over making it I want to wear that shit myself.
So at the risk of boring the pants off all of you, I have to tell you about this project I think I’m going to undertake.
The shawl/scarf/wrap above is called a Clapotis, and if you’ve ever perused the Ravelry discussion groups (knitting message boards, that’s RIGHT), chances are you’ve heard of it since it’s kind of a legend.
It looks fairly simple. Apparently it’s not. Apparently it makes you want to cut a bitch. But then if you survive the whole process of twisting stitches and dropping rows and CUTTING YARN OUT OF YOUR SHIT IN PROGRESS, you have this kickass piece you can wear and be all, “That’s right this is ALL ME.”
It came out as a public pattern in 2004, and I’ve heard tales of it practically the whole time I’ve been a knitter.
I’ve never attempted it because I’m a pansy and it outright scared me. Still does.
But I really want to try to do it. For this fall and winter.
So I’m currently trying to focus and decide on a yarn to use for it (and I know, Dan and Josh are all YOU HAVE SIX THOUSAND POUNDS OF YARN WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED MORE, but this puppy needs 650 yards at least. I may have lots of yarn but I do NOT have that much of any one kind). When I decide, and once I start, I’m totally telling you about it. I need accountability here. Like a prayer partner to pray to LaQuee the goddess of craft.
So there it is. It’s out there. Now I have to do it.